A manatee has been found with the word "TRUMP" scraped on its back.

Hmm.. Funny, just like with the pristine lettering of the graffiti done on Nancy Pelosi's house, this looks like something done by someone the manatee trusts.

https://mobile.twitter.com/strombo/status/1348695307832483841

What's worse that Google wokies?

Unionized Google wokies!

When she realizes that she does have to make a sandwich.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JournosPostLs/status/1348745399230726144

Hey look, a Mexican Nazi:

https://mobile.twitter.com/PandasAndVidya/status/1348917760793866242

Hey look, a Mexican Nazi: ~ Sixclaws at January 12, 2021 5:47 AM

"I hate Mexican Nazis." ~ Jake Blues

Did you know there's a Four Seasons at the Alamo?

Well, there is.

Ahem.

'Merica.

Amazon/Bank Of America/Facebook/Google/Mastercard/Twitter employee logic:

Her opinion is irrelevant because Adolf Hitler was Austrian, ergo, all Austrians are nazis.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1349070883038621697

The CIA has released all of its UFO files for downloading.

What's all this about Barbara Boxer registering as some sort of Chinese business agent and then quickly un-registering and making an ass-covering statement that it's too darn bad a good American can't work to oversee China's behavior from the inside of a board of directors because she, um, respects American business rights and all of us are people immigrants transgender global warming and don't forget the children argle bargle blarg.

Or something to that effect. I kind of tuned out about halfway through. Probably for the best, really.