Contrary To Slang, Your Vagina Is Not A Clam And Thus Does Not Need To Be Steamed
Your vagina is not:
1. Dirty.
2. The center of human spirituality.
Yet, welcome to the latest cuckoopants-orama, we've got some celebrity vagina steaming going on! With "spiritual" flair!
It started with the Wonderful Celebrity Witch of Woo, Gwyneth Paltrow, and it's now caught on with some of Hollywood's more melanin-rich ladies.
Jada Pinkett-Smith and her mother and daughter steam their vaginas "on camera in quest of spiritual healing," reports Mel Evans at Metro UK:
In a move that would make queen of Goop Gwyneth Paltrow proud, Jada Pinkett Smith, her mother Adrienne Banfield-Norris and Jada's daughter Willow got together to steam their vaginas.As part of their often-explosive Red Table Talk series the women chatted about womb health, and in line with that they bonded over some good ol' fashioned 'yoni' steaming - which, quite literally, looked like they squatted over a footbath filled with boiling water.
Of course it's much more in-depth and meaningful than that, and that is why we're not professionals at this, we suppose.
This week's instalment was all about vaginal and 'womb healing', as author and wellness coach Queen Afua asked the trio: 'If your vagina could speak, what would she say?'
Um, if I hear a voice from my vagina, it's probably saying: "You've taken far too much LSD, dear."
Jada said about the practice: 'They say there's lots of health benefits, but for me, I just feel like spending time with your vagina in a way that, like, just to just show it appreciation and care.'
I think this must prevent one's vagina from feeling neglected and going all Lab puppy and running through the house shredding all the toiletpaper.
The women - who donned flowing, purple robes - were given kits, dubbed the Goddess Detox's The Queen's Complete Vaginal Steaming Set (which are $95 (£67) each) which included a 'throne' they knelt over, as well as a bag of herbs to be added to the boiling water in the 'throne' before they got to business.
You know how much I pay to clean my vagina? ZERO. Because it doesn't need cleaning; because inserting weird douches and stuff up there can screw up your normal vaginal bacteria and pH; and because you're probably best not using anything on the outer parts but a little splash of water when you're in the shower.
Guys have now learned more than they ever wanted to know about vaginal cleanliness, but I was on a tear and couldn't help myself.
Whatever, if it feels good, it's just steam and fundamentally not different than a steam room, just more targeted. Personally steam rooms make me suffocate, but they do make my skin feel soft so I get why people like them.
As long as this doesn't become yet another "self care" thing women are expected to do!
NicoleK at June 11, 2021 10:54 PM
Mine would say, "I can't believe you let those kids rip me TWICE you bitch"
NicoleK at June 11, 2021 10:55 PM
all of my life I've been hearing from women that 'men are obsessed with their penises'. It's just an article of faith among women that 'men are obsessed with their penises'.
But I've literally never spoken to another man about my penis or his penis, or really any penises. LITERALLY.
But you know who is obsessed with their genitals..?
Wanna take a guess?
Eventually you realize that most of Feminists' characterizations of men are pure projection.
Milo at June 12, 2021 5:36 AM
TMI
ruralcounsel at June 12, 2021 6:35 AM
What's that? Filthy rich family engages in fucked up behavior? Why haven't I heard of this before?!
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at June 12, 2021 8:31 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2021/06/contrary-to-sla.html#comment-7647156">comment from NicoleKHah, NicoleK!
Amy Alkon
at June 12, 2021 9:28 AM
Gay man to another man at a bar: "You're hot. I've got a nice piece of meat if you're interested."
Other guy: "Sorry, but I'm a strict vagitarian."
JD at June 12, 2021 11:01 AM
Milo, maybe it's mainly the teenage boys - and gay men - who might do that? Ever heard of the games that even straight teen boys sometimes do?
Plus, there WAS a time, at least - 70 years ago or so - when male celebs, such as Milton Berle, Sinatra, Flynn, etc., were widely talked about - for their sizes. Chances are men contributed greatly to that discourse, since women weren't supposed to talk about that. (Infamously, a male stranger approached Berle and bet he could "beat" him in length. Berle won.)
And, in Mr. Leigh W. Rutledge's book Unnatural Quotations (1988), he told of a news story about a college in which the black men wanted to move out of the dorm and have their own dorm. When asked why, they said (not verbatim, maybe): "Because these white boys are always looking at our cocks. All they think about is cock. We're not into that."
Lenona at June 12, 2021 11:38 AM
Oh, yes - forgot to say, with regard to the original subject, beware of ANYTHING that costs money; chances are it's a rip-off in one way or another. And I mean anything, whether it's sex-related, or whether it's about religion or shopping at Whole Foods or...
Lenona at June 12, 2021 11:42 AM
Advice about "Womb health" from the socioeconomic group that uses this organ the least....
BenDavid at June 12, 2021 12:01 PM
If it has "Detox" in the name, the odds are real good that the only detox is the filthy money leaving your bank account.
I R A Darth Aggie at June 13, 2021 4:23 AM
> he only detox is the filthy
> money leaving
Pinsky used to say he never knew what "toxin" meant when heard from lay people: "No one's ever described the molecular structure of a 'toxin'...."
Crid at June 13, 2021 2:39 PM
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