Hey Uncle Cridmo, you guys okay? My youngest told me your town had some pretty severe flooding.

A nonbinary vegan crossfitter who's just been fully vaccinated walks into a bar.

Which one do you hear about first?

ORD, it was biblical, and thanks for asking. No genuine damage here, but fun numbers include "*measured* a rain rate of 6.8” / hr tonight" and "1.7 inches in 15 minutes."

Is the youngest here in town? Undergrads apparently had fun in the area off-campus with all the good bars… Wet feet indoors, but that was the worst of it.

Please let this be happening in California so he could tear her a new one in court:

https://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/2021/06/dear-annie-my-wife-didnt-mind-spending-my-money-but-now-that-she-makes-more-than-me-she-has-a-problem-sharing.html

This something Mrs. Evil HR Lady should write about.

https://twitter.com/JournosPostLs/status/1404974668054888448

> Patrick at June 20, 2021 10:49 AM

Seven hours later, no one's hazarding a guess. It's the trifecta a virtue signal.

If the guy had adopted a poundsave puppy, galactic causality would have become inverted and we'd all be dead from the sheer magnificence of the guy's superiority.

Crid, youngest graduated last May, but she's still got a lot of contacts back at IU. She's doing grad school out west now.

I have no idea where all the good bars are in Bloomington. My kid never really talked about it much (not that I would have expected her to). The only eating/drinking place I can remember by name is Mama Bear's.

I always confuse that one with Bear's Place, a block away. But the flooding was Kirkwood. Good luck in grad school!

(Turns out one guy got washed away and turned up on Saturday. Thxagin for askin'