We don't deserve dogs.

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1425150610622533633

It'd make a really cool bed, though.

Maybe she was a Star Trek fan:

https://twitter.com/RoonKolos/status/1426001694324928512

It'd make a really cool bed, though. ~ NicoleK at August 13, 2021 9:18 AM

That is, until you climb out in the 3am darkness to investigate the car barfing noises coming from the other room and discover you've lost your arm to your bed's left incisor.

The Court affirms without comment: It's not all about you, my precious campus darlings.

ʙᴏᴏᴍ!, right?… Some kids are hearing about this for the first time; the bulk of their instruction for this truth comes later, in contexts where both tuition and SAT's are immaterial: It's an adulthood thing.

People whined a lot because Trump got her the gig, but that little Barrett girl's doing a bang-up job… As is U.S. District Judge Damon R. Leichty, another Trump appointee, who'd declined to issue an injunction after hearing oral arguments on July 13.

Isn't that sumthin'?

Golly!

A tale as old as time:

https://twitter.com/whatkolya/status/1425898033313718272

I faked orgasm better than she fakes her Tourette Syndrome

https://twitter.com/_Xenowolf_/status/1389747437439524869

Pro sports are often ludicrous, but in our contemporary mewling culture, they offer the best demonstrations of audacity.