There are non-verbal versions.

Hate that! Let's try it again!

AlrightFine, I'm going commie for this joke.

A problem with lists. Secret ones in particular. Apple is also going to be spying even more on you.

They haven’t replied. And I still can’t get any cash.

What’s amazing about this saga is that I have a statistically common legal name. There are thousands of people running around with this name. And effectively, they’ve all been barred from the global financial system.

https://areoform.wordpress.com/2021/08/06/on-apples-expanded-protections-for-children/

> A problem

I greatly admire your twitchiness about privacy.

I like everything about this sentence:

Thiel, a close ally of former president Donald Trump and his “America First” agenda, apparently took the oath of citizenship for New Zealand in Santa Monica, California.

— Or, you could move to Pittsburgh.

Thought it might be the White House gift shop at first.

In college they called this mise-en-scene, which is frogtalk for 'good movie.'

Transgender City Council member harasses a Star Wars shop owner over a sign in his store.

https://twitter.com/Dataracer117/status/1423567579805732864

I applaud Apple for monitoring your devices and storage just in case you've got child porn, and I hope they expand this program to catch scofflaws, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, the overweight, and Lutherans.

One can never be too careful or invasive where righteousness is concerned.

One can never be too careful or invasive where righteousness is concerned. ~ Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at August 6, 2021 11:12 AM

Otherwise, you'll have trouble, right there in River City.

"Mothers of River City, heed that warning before it's too late! Watch for the telltale signs of corruption! The minute your son leaves the house, does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee? Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger? A dime-novel hidden in the corncrib? Is he starting to memorize jokes from Captain Billy's Whiz-Bang? Are certain words creeping into his conversation? Words like 'swell' and 'so's your old man?' If so my friends, ya got trouble!"

And when ya got trouble in River City, you'll fall for any slick solution that the latest guy off the train is selling.

Maybe what this town needs is a monorail.

Me: That looks sinister, I bet things happen there at night.

My gay farmer friends: You have no idea mwahahaha.

https://twitter.com/SpaceLiminalBot/status/1418461195925925888

Meth, not even once:

https://twitter.com/Leon2Ruined/status/1421894193904037891

Something something intrasexual competition something something

Sadly, that kind of people never gets cancelled, instead that bitch is likely to get promoted to senior editor or higher:

https://twitter.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1423641402328555523