Thlink
Move to LA & you will become a huge weather pussy. There are surely countless Angelenos tweeting right now about it thundering & tinkling a little. I'm from Michigan, where we have actual weather, &I'm so unused to thunder now that I SCREAMED each time it thundered. Paaaahthetic!
— Amy Alkon (@amyalkon) October 4, 2021








Sorry, but making you shriek makes me giggle. I just don’t get to fry those who need it like I used to.
— go on, dude, hold that 8-iron in the air again —
Zeus at October 6, 2021 1:33 AM
If you were actually Zeus, you'd be doing sexy time penetration rather than smiting.
Sixclaws at October 6, 2021 6:24 AM
Check the topmost earners from Twitch:
https://twitter.com/AlaSerSer/status/1445658412784635913
Sixclaws at October 6, 2021 6:25 AM
Millennials ruin everything they touch:
https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/1445367653221142530
Sixclaws at October 6, 2021 6:34 AM
*waves a 1 iron in Zeus' face*
*laughs in Trevino*
I R A Darth Aggie at October 6, 2021 6:48 AM
*looks at Twitch list*
Huh. Pokimane is only #39?
I R A Darth Aggie at October 6, 2021 6:49 AM
I'm in the Chicago area. We have had 30+ inch snow, 17inches rain (and flooding), drought, heat waves (though not as bad as texas), and tornados. Sometimes the waves on Lake Michigan are 10ft and all boats have to be pulled into harbor. The wind can be strong enough that you will get a ticket if you are on the highway pulling a boat or trailer (it will flip over) and empty semis are at risk.
BUT: contra CA our whole world doesn't catch on fire on a regular basis or shake like maracas.
cc at October 6, 2021 8:17 AM
"If you were actually Zeus, you'd be doing sexy time penetration rather than smiting."
Tsk. Mortals just don't know how to multitask.
Step outside where I can see you better.
Zeus at October 6, 2021 9:08 AM
Oh, it's a nothingburger:
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1445795934269583362
Sixclaws at October 6, 2021 10:49 AM
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