Feeling Left Out Of All The Lesbian Chic?
Come out of the closet as heterosexual! And, speaking of closets, hereís just the thing to wear for your first ìstraight prideî march. And don't forget the ugly bumper stickers to go with all your ugly new clothes. (The only thing the "movement" seems to be missing is a talented gay designer to create attractive attire.)

(via Metafilter)