My Uncle Is Not A Monkey
I had to check three times for signs this anti-evolutionary Web site wasn't a parody, because itís just too hilarious to be real. It celebrates winners of the Fellowship Baptist Creation ìScienceî Fair.

In the elementary school division, "Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey."

In the high school division, Jonathan Goode scored second place for his project, "Women Were Designed For Homemaking." Clever Jonathan "applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets."

(via Cruel Site Of The Day)