Sports Stars Need More Than Condoms For Protection
They'll probably nickname it "The Kobe Release." That would be the handy, wallet-sized legal document I'm predicting all the big sports stars will whip out for chippies to sign before they have sex with them. The document will affirm, among other things, that the sex is consensual, the girl is of age, and the only compensation sheís going to get for her troubles is a big, bad bounce on the mattress (or wherever else theyíre doing it).
Note: It's only a threesome if the notary stays in the room after the fun starts.