Terrible Tenants Can Be Great Passive-Aggressive Fun!
In this Slate pre-vacation classic, Jodie T. Allen has a few things to say to her former renters, like:
"I don't want to be intrusive, but if your guests do get into another knife fight or whatever, it's really easy to get the blood splatters out of the white frilled curtains if you wash them in cold water right away. (You can just throw them in the washing machine, if the kids' sandy clothes haven't stripped the gears yet.)..."