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Horny Puritans Need Sex Toys, Too
Milford, CT, is in an uproar over their new, Clean, Well-Lighted Sex Shop, the Penthouse Boutique.

"We are not a right-wing puritanical community," the mayor said in a New York Times article by Mark Santora. "But I coach kids' baseball, and I have people come up to me all the time saying this is not something we want in our community."

Of course they do. Then they throw on their trench coats and dark glasses and go shopping.

Posted by aalkon at August 5, 2003 8:24 PM