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Equal Opportunity Incompetence
We'll know our society is color-blind when it becomes common for black people to suck all the way to the top just like white people. Fran Lebowitz has it right:

"We will have equality when dopey black people get into Harvard because their chair-endowing grandfathers went there. We will have equality when incompetent black people buy their way into the Senate. We will have equality when larcenous black union plumbers start not showing up in greater and greater numbers. We will have equality when the unjust deserts and ill-gotten gains are spread around impartially. One Clarence Thomas is not enough."

Carol Moseley Braun for president, anyone?

Posted by aalkon at September 18, 2003 8:27 AM

Comments

If you think it's bad now, be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: carolforprez at September 22, 2003 5:11 PM