I've spent too much time browsing this plastic surgery site. Help! I need to get back to work!
(I think I might have bad dreams tonight)

I think I looked at every photo. PS I think Chris Noth should keep his eye-bags. They're sexy.

Is there a definite number of times Michael Jackson fell on his?

Michael Jackson is post-human.

Sumbuddy once said Clinton's dark circles gave him "gravitas." I've enjoyed middle age ever since.

after looking at how britany spears's boob size got smaller and smaller -- (didn't she deny having implant surgery vociferously), i guess I know how it would feel to have been originally named boob and now be named bob.

Still, it was nice finding out that Joan van Ark and Melanie Griffith are still alive.

A few comments:

1. Melanie Griffith's ugliness is contagious. Antonio becomes more of a greaseball with every passing year he's with her. Remember HOW CUTE he was before her?

2. Ben Bratt got a good nosejob. I'd do him in a hot second.

3. Madonna is not all "Ms Good Plastic Surgery." She went WAY overboard with lip collagen back in the early 90s.

4. I was in the same room with Tony Kushner (overrated homo writer) this week. He desperately needs to
a. Get a couple of yards of loose flesh snipped off his neck;
b. Stop writing;
c. Change his dosage (the man cannot string a sentence together).

You're right about Melanie and Antonio. He used to be a hottie, and it isn't just age that's making him go to seed. Botox fumes? Melanie's probably just a small percent human at this (surgical) point.