So, these littering offenses ranged in frequency from 2-3 times a week, to several times a DAY??? He must have been spending quite a tidy sum. Porn, after all, is expensive when compared to other visual entertainment media (er, so I've heard). Yes, faithful Madison Avenue Church of God congregants, see your donations to the collection plate hard at work, not feeding the hungry, sheltering the homeless, or putting Bibles in the hands of the spiritually hungry, but sponsoring private wankathons for your pastor! Sure does the heart good, doesn't it?

He's obviously got commitment issues. Why can't he stay with a magazine or video for more than a week? I'm very monogamous with my trusty porno collection. When I move, it moves with me. We're a team.