If nothing else, it's an equal opportunity lapse in taste. Now men AND women can be complimented on their cleavage. I can see the designer jeans in a few years, featuring plungling butt lines. And for those gluteustically-challenged, they will feature push-up jock straps or thongs and underwire supports... the Wonder Jock: underwire underwear!

Just think... soon we'll all be taking dumps without having to drop our pants!

Low riders ? Bring 'em on ! If women want to torture themselves with these kinds of fashions I'll be glad to look, even at the ones with 'love handles' for at least a little while. But they need to learn that the answer to the g-string problem is to not wear one.