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No More Donkey Dongs
She's looking for "a nice, firm, enthusiastic, perky 3-5 incher."

Posted by aalkon at November 10, 2003 4:16 AM

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Makes sense, actually. As the saying goes, "It ain't the wand. It's the magician!" Why should something as pleasurable as sex have to be an exercise in learning to supress the gag reflex?

Besides, it's her fantasy. She can have what she wants.

Posted by: Patrick at November 10, 2003 4:52 AM

Seems like she's out to prove that its not the size that counts, it's what you do with it!

Posted by: Sarah at November 10, 2003 7:17 AM

It reads like a man had written it.
A gay one at that.

Posted by: Joel at November 10, 2003 7:42 AM

I had a boyfriend once with a frighteningly gigantic penis. The thing looked like it should have had an eyeball at the end of it. The first time I saw The Creature, I literally felt like I would vomit. This reaction probably would have been less extreme if I hadn't been on my knees with it just inches from my mouth.

Posted by: Lena Cuisina at November 10, 2003 8:07 AM

Objects in the rear view mirror...

Posted by: Amy Alkon at November 10, 2003 1:19 PM

For anal sex, small penises are the most gentle--you don't have to see them!
Besides--who wants that amount of lubricant with a big one?
Oral is okay with either--but for the mumbo jumbo, it depends on the proportions on the receiving end and the boner.
The idea of women wanting small penises shall make those men very happy!

Posted by: Alex at November 10, 2003 6:32 PM

I'm a crossdresser so for this purpose having a small penis is very good. I don't have to do anything crazy to hide my manhood. I just put on my femm underwear and clothing. Since my member is small you can't see any bulges where you wouldn't want to see any.

Posted by: Fred at November 27, 2003 10:00 AM

Do you cross dress while out? Or just in the privacy of your own home?

Posted by: Amy Alkon at November 27, 2003 10:18 AM