Parent Your Own Damn Brats
"These parents, they think I'm a role model for their kids, that their kids look at me as some sort of idol. But it's the parents' job to makes sure their kids don't turn out that shallow. That's not my responsibility. I'm not responsible for your kid." --Britney Spears, in Entertainment Weekly
If I have my way, she will be responsible for my kid. Specifically, by giving birth to it.
LYT at November 21, 2003 10:54 AM
And Justin is ALL MINE.
Lena Cuisina at November 21, 2003 11:08 AM
I'm with Britney- all these people screaming and yelling, over what? She's a pop music star, not a saint. If you're holding up pop stars as role models for your kids....well, let's just say that if parents didn't, Michael Jackson wouldn't have access to so many kids.
Kate at November 21, 2003 11:18 AM
I don't know whether or not he was a child molester -- I suspect he's just a lonely, asexual guy -- but based only on my own intuition -- who liked to have somebody in bed next to him. As Kate point out -- even if it was an innocent thing on Michael Jackson's part (sans any kind of sexual activity) hat kind of fame-fucker mother lets her kid sleep in bed with a grown man? This says everything about the mothers, and it's all UGLY.
Amy Alkon at November 21, 2003 12:54 PM
Kids imitating pop stars and idolizing them (even in behavior that's not age appropriate). Pop stars molesting/tramatizing kids. This is one reason why I choose to be childless.
Sarah at November 21, 2003 1:12 PM
I just find children loud, smelly, and expensive.
Amy Alkon at November 21, 2003 2:26 PM
I feel sort of traumatized every time I see the train wreck that is Michael Jackson's face. One of the plastic surgeons on that back-stabbing TV special was right when she said that he had an "end-stage nose."
Lena Cuisina at November 21, 2003 5:52 PM
"I just find children loud, smelly, and expensive."
Well, you have to know where to shop.
Jim Treacher at November 22, 2003 12:46 AM