The Fallen Arches
If you've been dreaming of having feet that resemble toilet seat covers, now's your chance. For those who favor roadkill chic, here's the "raccoon" version. Despite the strong statements (such as "run for a blindfold!") made by the above furry-uglies, the winner for the "world's ugliest shoe" (according to Google popularity) remains...and no surprises here: G'wan...guess!
Hint: In the absence of a latex condom, they are a highly effective form of birth control. Wear them, and nobody in their right mind who's not blind will want to have sex with you.
Posted by aalkon at November 25, 2003 7:03 PM
Comments
So how come hippies get laid all the time then?
Oh. Right. Free drugs.
Posted by: LYT at November 25, 2003 11:02 AM
Drugged and ugly!
Posted by: Amy Alkon at November 25, 2003 3:11 PM