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Marriage By The Book
The gay Republican West Hollywood blogger, Boi From Troy, lays out what marriage would look like if played straight from The Bible. A few examples:

C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed (Deut 22:13-21)

F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)

The hilarity continues here.

Posted by aalkon at December 1, 2003 11:04 AM

Comments

A friend said in Japanese times, back long ago, experienced brides were favored than virginal brides. The potential mother-in-law would make sure her potential daughter-in-law was not a virgin.

Posted by: Teen Girl at December 1, 2003 10:12 PM

Patrick is REALLY good with this insane stuff from the Bible. He knows it all.

Lena re-writes Deuterotomy:

A marriage shall be considered valid only if dude is totally hot in bed. If dude is not totally hot in bed, dude shall be executed (Deut 22:13-21)

Posted by: Lena at December 2, 2003 11:30 PM