Never Too Young To Sue
A two-year-old bumps his head on a playground railing, and requires several stitches. Just ordinary kid stuff, right? Wrong. The two-year-old, poor dear, happens to be a model (like the kid wakes up howling, "I want to go to the photographer's!"), so his stage mommy is suing the city of Stamford for -- get this -- "unspecified lost wages and other compensation," according to an AP report. I think this would be a good time for the city of Stamford to investigate this mommy and all the other local stage mommies for child abuse; at least that's my opinion, from my New York days, of the reality of mommies trying to turn two-year-olds into cash cows. Sick, sick stuff.