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This is a nice break from all the grave policy issues we rant about. Bring on more boobs! How about some snatch?
Lena
at December 27, 2003 11:03 AM
Writing is breasts, journalism is TITS.
TITS TITS TITS
Wonderful tasty TITS(TM pending)
As you have introduced this line of inquiry on the stand, it's now fair game.
TITS TITS TITS
Lots of white TITS-
Why no black TITS?
Is there a tacit implication black TITS
are inferior to white TITS?
Bias afoot?
Bias aTITS?
Amy
I'm a heterosexual man-don't you know what TITS
do to our hard-wired genetically programmed
brains? TITS
TITS cascading over waterfalls into the pools
where we languidly lay.
TITS jumping out of planes heading straight
for us.
I was trying to write a piece on how to end world hunger, save the world, you know, my usual seminal work, and then I was attacked by TITS.
I'm not sure I even know what I'm talking about-
I just like saying
TITS,
TITS,
TITS,
My brilliant work, now lost to the world forever,
I smell a suit coming on.
But first-TITS-TITS-TITS-
Can anybody help me?
TITS
Maybe TITS really aren't so snazzy.
With the work with the human genome, we may
discover the parts of our DNA that make us love TITS. Remove that DNA encoding, TITS may lose their tittiness-without the programming, TITS
may look like old worn out shoes to us-
But until then,
Snazzy TITS
Titty TITS
(Oh sing it with feeling with me)
Mares eat oats
And Does eat oats
And little boys eat titties
I like titties too, wouldn't you?
Chris Volkay
Chris Volkay
at December 27, 2003 11:07 AM
lets face it its a tits and ass society.we are fed by mcdonald and raised by t.v.the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity. now lets get down to sex. we are programmed to reproduce.nature set it up and we come around and create stories all of which are untrue.when are you women going to get it through your heads that all we guys want is head. sex and love are two separate issues.prostitution for men as well as women is a most honorable profession.tits and ass galore
nickywicky
at December 27, 2003 12:44 PM
Man cannot live by TITS alone. He needs SNATCH too.
Lena
at December 27, 2003 5:40 PM
Lena
Love your comments. In fact you have all the makings of a really good advice columnist. Seriously. Ever considered it? We could get a grass roots campaign going to get you a column.
I even have a suggestion for a name
Lena's "More Snatch" World.
I think I could even envision a tv commercial
for it.
Amy (AL-Keida) Alkon-$57.50
Patrick(he likes my writing)the genius-$12.75
Chris-2 cents
Tiffany(prettier younger sister of Sharon) Stone-$23.95
Lena-PRICELESS.
Chris Volkay
chris volkay
at December 28, 2003 11:19 AM
Lena is the underpaid consultant to The Advice Goddess, responsible for preventing me from being fired numerous times. Lena not only runs the parentheses police department, but volunteers as an emergency translator when Amy-ese needs to be made comprehensible to the average human being twenty minutes before deadline. Lena was also my consultant on the love-seeking tranny segment of my recently shot TV stuff, although, sadly, was not on set to save me from hoorishly excessive eye makeup application. (The TV stuff -- ten one-minute pieces, with me giving advice on the streets of New York City -- is suppposed to air starting in February, on a national cable channel. More on that soon!)
In addition to consulting with Amy Alkon, I've also advice to Guy Ritchie, film director and wife of Madonna. A couple of years ago, Guy had just finished a movie but couldn't come up with a title for it. I took one look at the rough cut and screamed out "SNATCH! Call it SNATCH!"
And so he did.
Lena
at December 28, 2003 3:01 PM
Wow
The things you learn.
I come to Amy's site and have the opportunity to
talk to two celebs, Ms. AL-Keida and you,
celebrity Lena. Goody. I am so enamored with the
crapulence of celebrity.
Perhaps I pulled a faus pax, in a different blog
when I referred to Madonna:
Jornalism is 2 writing
what Madonna is 2 acting.
I do take my words back
Madonna isn't the world's most wooden actress. In Swept Away, for instance, there were at
least 3 or 4 trees in the scenes that she was a lot better than. In fact, she stole the scene from them.
I apologize.
Chris Volkay
Lena-
I really do think you are onto something here.
The answer to everything just might be those
two words, "More Snatch".
For instance, George Bush is up giving some boring droning speech on some nonsense, suddenly some reporter in the front stands up, turns back to the other reporters and cameras, and with a wry grin on his face, offers up the immortal line,
"more snatch". Well the crowd goes crazy, leaves poor Georgie all alone at the podium and rallies around their new hero(Even the secret service men leave Georgie boys side for this)
Then it spreads, from TV, to the Internet, to newspapers. You walk by your favorite daily and see the banner headlines screaming at you, "MORE SNATCH". Well it becomes a sort of national movement, no matter what the problem is, you simply answer "more snatch".
You may be onto something here Lena.
I'm trying it tonight. I'm going out to dinner. When my waitress comes for my order, I'll just put a grin on my face and say, very poiltely,
"MORE SNATCH".
Chris Volkay
Chris Volkay
at December 28, 2003 6:22 PM
Yes, SNATCH is a many-splendored thing. I can't wait till the springtime returns, so that we can all once again SPLENDOR IN THE SNATCH!
Lena
at December 28, 2003 6:31 PM
I second Lena's pro-snatch voiciferations.
As for the copier photos, this might explain why the machines in my office are always out of toner. Too much boob.
Amy
I didn't know you had a copy machine at home.
chris at December 27, 2003 9:37 AM
Truth be told, mine are too big to fit on the screen.
Amy Alkon at December 27, 2003 9:55 AM
This is a nice break from all the grave policy issues we rant about. Bring on more boobs! How about some snatch?
Lena at December 27, 2003 11:03 AM
Writing is breasts, journalism is TITS.
TITS TITS TITS
Wonderful tasty TITS(TM pending)
As you have introduced this line of inquiry on the stand, it's now fair game.
TITS TITS TITS
Lots of white TITS-
Why no black TITS?
Is there a tacit implication black TITS
are inferior to white TITS?
Bias afoot?
Bias aTITS?
Amy
I'm a heterosexual man-don't you know what TITS
do to our hard-wired genetically programmed
brains? TITS
TITS cascading over waterfalls into the pools
where we languidly lay.
TITS jumping out of planes heading straight
for us.
I was trying to write a piece on how to end world hunger, save the world, you know, my usual seminal work, and then I was attacked by TITS.
I'm not sure I even know what I'm talking about-
I just like saying
TITS,
TITS,
TITS,
My brilliant work, now lost to the world forever,
I smell a suit coming on.
But first-TITS-TITS-TITS-
Can anybody help me?
TITS
Maybe TITS really aren't so snazzy.
With the work with the human genome, we may
discover the parts of our DNA that make us love TITS. Remove that DNA encoding, TITS may lose their tittiness-without the programming, TITS
may look like old worn out shoes to us-
But until then,
Snazzy TITS
Titty TITS
(Oh sing it with feeling with me)
Mares eat oats
And Does eat oats
And little boys eat titties
I like titties too, wouldn't you?
Chris Volkay
Chris Volkay at December 27, 2003 11:07 AM
lets face it its a tits and ass society.we are fed by mcdonald and raised by t.v.the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity. now lets get down to sex. we are programmed to reproduce.nature set it up and we come around and create stories all of which are untrue.when are you women going to get it through your heads that all we guys want is head. sex and love are two separate issues.prostitution for men as well as women is a most honorable profession.tits and ass galore
nickywicky at December 27, 2003 12:44 PM
Man cannot live by TITS alone. He needs SNATCH too.
Lena at December 27, 2003 5:40 PM
Lena
Love your comments. In fact you have all the makings of a really good advice columnist. Seriously. Ever considered it? We could get a grass roots campaign going to get you a column.
I even have a suggestion for a name
Lena's "More Snatch" World.
I think I could even envision a tv commercial
for it.
Amy (AL-Keida) Alkon-$57.50
Patrick(he likes my writing)the genius-$12.75
Chris-2 cents
Tiffany(prettier younger sister of Sharon) Stone-$23.95
Lena-PRICELESS.
Chris Volkay
chris volkay at December 28, 2003 11:19 AM
Lena is the underpaid consultant to The Advice Goddess, responsible for preventing me from being fired numerous times. Lena not only runs the parentheses police department, but volunteers as an emergency translator when Amy-ese needs to be made comprehensible to the average human being twenty minutes before deadline. Lena was also my consultant on the love-seeking tranny segment of my recently shot TV stuff, although, sadly, was not on set to save me from hoorishly excessive eye makeup application. (The TV stuff -- ten one-minute pieces, with me giving advice on the streets of New York City -- is suppposed to air starting in February, on a national cable channel. More on that soon!)
Amy Alkon at December 28, 2003 11:34 AM
In addition to consulting with Amy Alkon, I've also advice to Guy Ritchie, film director and wife of Madonna. A couple of years ago, Guy had just finished a movie but couldn't come up with a title for it. I took one look at the rough cut and screamed out "SNATCH! Call it SNATCH!"
And so he did.
Lena at December 28, 2003 3:01 PM
Wow
The things you learn.
I come to Amy's site and have the opportunity to
talk to two celebs, Ms. AL-Keida and you,
celebrity Lena. Goody. I am so enamored with the
crapulence of celebrity.
Perhaps I pulled a faus pax, in a different blog
when I referred to Madonna:
Jornalism is 2 writing
what Madonna is 2 acting.
I do take my words back
Madonna isn't the world's most wooden actress. In Swept Away, for instance, there were at
least 3 or 4 trees in the scenes that she was a lot better than. In fact, she stole the scene from them.
I apologize.
Chris Volkay
chris volkay at December 28, 2003 5:02 PM
Lena,
You are my hero! Well you and Amy.
Sheryl
Sheryl at December 28, 2003 5:53 PM
Lena-
I really do think you are onto something here.
The answer to everything just might be those
two words, "More Snatch".
For instance, George Bush is up giving some boring droning speech on some nonsense, suddenly some reporter in the front stands up, turns back to the other reporters and cameras, and with a wry grin on his face, offers up the immortal line,
"more snatch". Well the crowd goes crazy, leaves poor Georgie all alone at the podium and rallies around their new hero(Even the secret service men leave Georgie boys side for this)
Then it spreads, from TV, to the Internet, to newspapers. You walk by your favorite daily and see the banner headlines screaming at you, "MORE SNATCH". Well it becomes a sort of national movement, no matter what the problem is, you simply answer "more snatch".
You may be onto something here Lena.
I'm trying it tonight. I'm going out to dinner. When my waitress comes for my order, I'll just put a grin on my face and say, very poiltely,
"MORE SNATCH".
Chris Volkay
Chris Volkay at December 28, 2003 6:22 PM
Yes, SNATCH is a many-splendored thing. I can't wait till the springtime returns, so that we can all once again SPLENDOR IN THE SNATCH!
Lena at December 28, 2003 6:31 PM
I second Lena's pro-snatch voiciferations.
As for the copier photos, this might explain why the machines in my office are always out of toner. Too much boob.
Jeff at January 2, 2004 8:16 AM