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We Have Nothing To Fear But Gays On Steroids
Nick Gillespie came up with a hilarious super-condensed version of Bush's State Of The Union address:

Things are good, though terrorism is a threat to America and so are kids who take steroids and gays who want to marry each other. The housing market's never been better. I have a 10 year-old pen pal named Ashley who's swell.

The link to the full text of the State Of The Union Address is here, along with Gillespie's super-condense job on the Democrats' blather in response.

Posted by aalkon at January 21, 2004 7:47 AM


That title is the sweetest, most concise version on the net today.

Posted by: Crid at January 21, 2004 10:00 PM