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Are You Ready For Your Colonoscopy?
There's a perception, that just because movie stars are rich and famous, they should have to put up with any and every sort of invasion of their privacy. Well, while it's often hard, these days, to get shocked by the level of press invasiveness by a certain kind of press...it seems Nicole Kidman was recently asked if she had breast cancer because some reporters "obtain(ed) her medical records without authorization" from a Los Angeles hospital! Truly despicable. I'd like to propose that each of the guilty undergoes a live, nationally televised colonoscopy as their punishment. Too gross for the viewers, you say? Well, if the recent silly brouhaha about Jane's boob (vis a vis the normal TV fare of rapes, maimings, and murders) was any indication; as long as there's no titty showing during the telecast, it shouldn't bother the public much. As far as the issue of Janet's exposed boob goes, my big question is: "Why only one"?

Posted by aalkon at February 9, 2004 8:31 AM

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"Nicole Kidman was recently asked if she had breast cancer because some reporters "obtain(ed) her medical records without authorization" from a Los Angeles hospital!"

I'm assuming the hospital is Cedars-Sinai, so this breach is kind of surprising. I've known a few people who work there, and no matter how many drugs I slip into their cocktails, I just can't get them to tell me who's in drug rehab there, etc. I think everyone who works there is told under threat of death that they must be quiet about all the famous junkies.

Posted by: But Lena DOES have some info, if YOU have the dough at February 11, 2004 11:12 PM