Zero Intelligence Policy
A 12-year-old boy is expelled, under the zero-tolerance policy, for bringing scissors to school -- to use in sewing class! I guess school officials were afraid he might wreak terrible violence on the fabric -- always a problem in my case, in the days I (rather optimistically) attempted to sew.
Posted by aalkon at March 9, 2004 6:56 AM
Comments
Why that miserable little sew-and-sew!
Posted by: Patrick at March 9, 2004 8:17 AM
Zero tolerance is zero thinking. When I think of what I brought to school that was acceptable in the 70's I would be considered a domestic terrorist now days.
Posted by: eric at March 9, 2004 10:00 AM
maybe he brought the scissors to school to slit his wrists at the IMMENSE STUPIDITY he will have to confront growing up in this world.
Or maybe he wanted to make a dress.
Posted by: david at March 9, 2004 10:30 AM
This stuff is very scary.
Posted by: Tiffany at March 10, 2004 9:45 AM