Angry Reader Of The Day
The best letters are always from the people who don't like me. This guy reads me in the Orange County Register:
Dear Amy, YOU ARE IDIOT.
Name omitted to protect me from being sued by the semi-coherent/semi-literate.
UPDATE: He sent another message this morning:
YOU ARE IDIOT AND ASS-HOLE.
Posted by aalkon at June 4, 2004 8:50 AM
Comments
This guy just proves the point I made about the little girl and her clothing/literacy issue. Your message goes down the toilet when YOU ARE IDIOT.
Posted by: Elisa at June 4, 2004 11:34 AM
The only people I've known who forget articles (a, an, and the) have an excuse: they're foreigners who are still struggling with English.
Posted by: Patrick at June 4, 2004 9:48 PM
Dear Amy,
YOU ARE CHEESEBURGER. CHEESEBURGER!
Posted by: Lena at June 4, 2004 10:25 PM
I'll take a cheeseburger, rare, if you happen to have one.
Posted by: Amy Alkon at June 4, 2004 11:04 PM
Amy, it's not everyone who can multi-task. Imagine, both an idiot AND an ass-hole!
Posted by: The Proprietor at June 5, 2004 6:31 AM
Ugh. Cheeseburger? Swimming with saturated fat on white bread. Amy, you better run an extra six miles if you eat that.
Posted by: Patrick at June 5, 2004 6:39 AM
"Swimming with saturated fat"
That sounds luscious!
Posted by: Lena at June 5, 2004 7:38 AM
Patrick, it appears you haven't read my pal Gary Taubes!
Posted by: Amy Alkon at June 5, 2004 9:29 AM