Rip Me A Prude One
Leading the "unfortunate metaphor" category is the new language adopted in the Republican party platform in Texas this past week:
"The practice of sodomy tears at the fabric of society."
(butt tip to Lena for this one)
Posted by aalkon at June 10, 2004 8:39 AM
Comments
"Throughout history, sodomites have taken the values of civilized people and wrecked 'em."
Posted by: Jim Treacher at June 10, 2004 6:59 AM
I don't think I could top that one.
Posted by: Lena at June 10, 2004 9:46 AM
Well, at least they're getting to the bottom of it.
Posted by: Jim Treacher at June 10, 2004 9:53 AM
The punishment for sodomy is prison, of course.
Posted by: Richard Bennett at June 10, 2004 6:50 PM
Reminds me of an exchange I saw years ago on AOL's old Straight Dope forum. In response to some fundamentalist's assertion that homosexuality "hurts God," a regular poster said, "Maybe the first couple of times, but after that, I bet he'd be really into it."
Posted by: Phil at June 11, 2004 1:44 PM
This thread is hilarious! I wish I could think of something witty to add. Mark your calendars, folks. I'm at a loss for words.
Posted by: Patrick at June 13, 2004 9:15 AM