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Luke Y. Thompson Claims To Turn 30
Disbelieving friends gathered last night at The International Museum Of Action Figures...

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...also known as the Hollywood apartment of movie critic and up-and-coming Hollywood (Boulevard?) star Luke Y. Thompson, to celebrate his alleged proximity to adulthood.

Party guest Cathy Seipp puts plastic women to shame
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For the record, regarding that Hollywood Boulevard crack above, Luke is not gay. No, Luke is a girl magnet.

Luke's birthday present from me
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There were several catfights for Luke's attention last night, but Cathy Seipp, who is looking quite buff these days, broke them up singlehandedly. Quite frankly, they were all quite dull compared to the mudwrestling match between Cathy and Jill Stewart, which reportedly started when Cathy sucker-punched Jill with a naked plastic woman, allegedly muttering the words, Take that, you liberal in moderates clothing!

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Luckily, Luke is secure enough in his steamy, alpha-male heterosexuality to appear in this soon-to-be-released international blockbuster:

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Yeah, yeah...I know what you're thinking. know what they say: "Only his hairdresser knows for sure!"

UPDATE: For Miss Seipp's take on our night in Luke's lair (and a teaser about a soon-to-be-posted Amy vs. The Underparented blog item) click here.

Posted by aalkon at August 1, 2004 11:38 AM


For the record, I do my own hair.

Just got up a little while ago. Will post my own pics soon -- things went until around 5 a.m.!

Thanks much for coming!

Posted by: LYT at August 1, 2004 3:51 PM

P.S. More photos and my take online now

Posted by: LYT at August 1, 2004 8:47 PM