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Daughter In A Bottle

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Trade in your loud, underparented LA brat for a quieter, more well-behaved, life-sized model -- complete with the vacant look that will help her fit right in at school! Sold at Tuesday Morning, the discount store that helps people turn their vacuum cleaners into giant bunnies.

Posted by aalkon at October 12, 2004 10:35 AM

Comments

I think I prefer Monday's gal (shade head) over this one.

Though both of them look like they come fully assembled and ready to go, which is nice 'cause I'm getting a little tired of having to blow mine up all the time.

Posted by: RKN at October 12, 2004 4:33 PM

Is that Heather Locklear?

Posted by: Lena Cuisina at October 12, 2004 9:17 PM

What are you doing shopping at a place that has these kinds of things? Shame!!

Posted by: melinda at October 15, 2004 3:44 PM

It's a small price to pay to get deeply discounted 10,000 thread count sheets and hugely reduced luggage that fills up quite nicely when the dollars is worth more than 10 cents to the Euro.

Posted by: Amy Alkon at October 15, 2004 4:21 PM