Is Your Orgy Government Approved?
Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia, who recently came out in favor of orgies for tension relief (I'm not making this up, either), tossed out a few other less amusing tidbits at Harvard, reports Naked Drinking Coffee:

ìThe Supreme Courtís recent decisions protecting abortion rights, upholding the legalization of assisted suicide and striking down anti-sodomy laws represent a ëdangerousí trend, Justice Antonin Scalia told a Harvard audience last night.î (Quote from a Daniel J. Hemel article in The Crimson.)

I know I was pissed when women were given the right to choose. You give them an inch and they take a mile. Next thing you know women will want to be able to vote or theyíll want equal pay for equal work or some other hippy bullshit like that. Come on Scalia, letís you and me keep them in the kitchen and the bedroom. Right where they belong.

And why should we have assisted suicide? 104 year olds with terminal cancer that are in severe pain every second of the day should just toughen up and stick it out. I mean that canít have that much longer to go right?

And I say bring back anti-sodomy laws. What two consenting individuals over the age of majority do in their own bedroom on their own time should totally be dictated by the state. Iím waiting for the official ìGovernment Approved Sexual Positions And Actsî to come out so that I know exactly what I can and cannot do in the bedroom. I need my sex to have the official government stamp of approval. The government can hire a ìsex inspectorî and come into the bedroom every time I have sex. That way, if I slip up and do something too freaky the government can be sure to let me know.