Shut Up! Shut Up!
That's advice Bill O'Reilly probably should have given himself, if the allegations in Andrea Mackris' sexual harrassment suit against him are true. Smoking Gun urges you to pay special attention to the Caribbean Shower Fantasy section, in which Mr. Populist appears to go a bit ethnic, employing falafel as a sex toy.
This scandal is going to be a great deal of fun. Consider the pooched-out look on her face on this photograph:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/041013/482/nygb10110132335
The prim offwhite turtleneck under the black jacket is a nice touch, no? She's in her thirties, old enough to be bitter. And best of all, she has audiotape.
Now, think about Bill Reilly's liver spots.
Cridland at October 14, 2004 9:25 AM
And did anyone notice that in the '90s, she was an intern at the white house?
I'm jus' sayin'.
Cridland at October 14, 2004 9:27 AM
Amy Bloom wrote an expose in the 4/2002 issue of the Atlantic monthly about cross-dressing men. To research it, she boarded a cruise ship full of these men -- most of whom it turns out were Christian and republican. Many had brought their wives along. These women seemed more twisted off than their husbands, who they said they joined on the cruise because they didn't want to be un-supportive of his "hobby." The wives' chief complaint was that their husbands looked better in makeup wearing an evening dress and slingback pumps than they did.
RKN at October 14, 2004 10:26 AM
I've never been too fond of falafel. This seems to me as good a use for it as any other....
Stu "El InglÈs" Harris at October 14, 2004 10:49 AM