The Dentist Made Her Do It
Ellen Fein, one of the authors of "The Rules" (which I like to subtitle "How To Erase Your Personality In Order To Trap A Wallet Attached To A Man's Body"), blames her divorce on "gigantic teeth" a cosmetic dentist gave her. Snicker, snicker. Sure, Ellen.
The teeth do look a bit strange, to be sure. I wouldn't break up with her over them, however. The yellow blazer is another matter.....
Stu "El InglÈs" Harris at October 3, 2004 2:40 PM
Thank you, Stu! The yellow blazer is a BATTLE FIELD. Heterosexual bloggers, take note: Very few people over the age of 7 can get away with that much yellow -- especially if their skin is already as yellow as the faded gash in that photo.
Lena Cuisina at October 5, 2004 5:02 PM