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English As A Fourth Or Fifth Language -- One Hopes
From today's mail bag:

hello amy tomarrow is my boyfriend and i 2 year anniversary and i havent no clue is to what to get him canu help?

Posted by aalkon at November 6, 2004 7:00 AM


So- how did you respond?????

Posted by: eric at November 6, 2004 1:19 PM

dear friendlysemiliterate,
maybe u can get your mainsqueeze the hot new DVD, "The English Language is Your Friend," co-hosted by that wacky digital tag team, MISTER SHIFT KEY and Sammy Space Bar! Bonus hint: Watch it together.

On a more compassionate note: Unless your sperm donor has *at least* triple your I.Q., puh-leeze don't reproduce. The "Darwin Coefficient" of Planet Earth thanks you....


Posted by: Lawaneke at November 6, 2004 4:05 PM

From what I have seen, the smartest kids come from dumb parents and the dumbest kids come from smart parents. But thats probably just here in Idheeeeho.....

It distresses me that kids aren't highly regarded in this forum!!!

Posted by: eric at November 7, 2004 10:11 PM

eric, this isn't exactly a 'kids' forum. I regard kids highly; well the smart, creative, literate ones.

Posted by: Sheryl at November 9, 2004 3:31 PM