You're a very well-rounded girl (especially from behind).

Hey, I want to read that article about Rocky Flats, too. As a concerned citizen of Colorado, I feel it's a moral imperative. I also plan to check the rest of the magazine carefully for "sidebars".

Well, there's an article in last month's Hustler by yours truly, on how to know if a woman's lying, and another in the one out now (strangely called the "February" edition -- last month's was "January") -- a data-based defense of porn, relying heavily on a meta-analysis of a whole lot of studies by professor Catherine Salmon, from that book on the floor. I was supposed to talk about that on Miller, but they cut the topic for time.

If that's your floor, what must your ceiling look like?!

Mirrors 'n stuff?

-RKN

Disco balls.

And swinging primates.

You need a submiss -- I mean obedient -- servant (like me)to clean your messy floor.