Writer's Lifeboat
I'm on The Writer's Lifeline e-mailing list for their one-a-day quotes. Here's Sunday's:

"There are NO aesthetic emergencies." -Ken Atchity

My response?

I would say Britney Spears is an aesthetic emergency with legs.

But, forget Britney for a moment. The best way to do that is to head over to Britney's Web site, "Britney's Guide To Semiconductor Physics" (and no I am not kidding), and then, get Hedy. Hint: To be thematically correct, get Hedy on your cell phone if you can.