Heidi Klum to Wed Seal After Mountaintop Proposal
You'd think the girl could at least score herself a sea lion or a dolphin.

Heidi Klum to Wed Seal After Mountaintop Proposal
You'd think the girl could at least score herself a sea lion or a dolphin.
She's crossing that bridge with lessons she's learned.
Cridland at January 6, 2005 4:01 AM
He tried that with me a few years back. I was so not impressed with the mountaintop effect.
Lena at January 6, 2005 4:20 AM
Before Ms. Klum marries Seal, she should at least expand her horizons and play hide-the-salami with a farm animal or two. The poor thing doesn't know what she's missing.
Lawaneke at January 6, 2005 5:26 PM
I must admit, I was never much of a Heidi Klum fan. But between her nuptuals to this pocked man-child and her duties as host on Project Runway (love!), Heidi has officially landed on my good side.
I can feel all of you judging me.
Michelle at January 6, 2005 11:34 PM
Hey, I read Elsevier science journals, The Wall Street Journal, and The Star. What of it?!
And I LOVE Project Runway. Who do you want to win?
Amy Alkon at January 7, 2005 12:57 AM
Lordy: Dennis Miller's writers came up with a half-funny joke yesterday (aired tonight*) and Miller didn't screw it up too badly.
Something about Heidi wanting to have a child with him ASAP, so that when the kid grew up, Heidi would still be young enough to club with the baby seal.
* [does anybody work less than this guy? Drive down from Santa Barbara twice a week (or once, and spend a couple of nights in a hotel); walk into the studio, try to read the material off the cue cards; and intervew a few people he seems (in many cases) never to have heard of, let alone studied up on.
Downside: it's on CNBC.]
Todd Everett at January 7, 2005 3:56 AM
> I can feel all of you judging me.
I'm going to use that line in another blog's comment section and not give you credit.
Is project runway the Tyra show?
Cridland at January 7, 2005 6:33 AM
Also Michelle, your blog is great. Except for the rave for Aviator which was 90 minutes to long and five dollars too expensive.
I wish Heidi woulda 'landed on my good side' at least once before marrying.
Know what's fun about the passage of time? Watching people who thrive in youth wither and shrivel. Seal (in his fifth decade) has had precisely 2 hits, both in Clinton's first term, and only one in the top five, right? And Heidi, for all her feminine candlepower, is 31 years old and about to hit the wall, modeling-wise. I'm surprised people still care enough to notice this union, and that I myself care enough to finish typing this senten
Cridland at January 7, 2005 6:51 AM
No, Project Runway is Heidi's show -- at least now. Just started watching it recently.
Amy Alkon at January 7, 2005 8:55 AM
Crid -- Be nice to Seal. He's got bad skin. His most recent album supposedly sold very well. Leen
Lena at January 7, 2005 4:20 PM
What, are we supposed to be nice to Noriega too?
Cridland at January 7, 2005 10:15 PM