How To Know You Are Not At The Beach
White tablecloths, fine wine, candlelight, relatively pricey gourmet entrées, other patrons wearing attire suitable for fine dining at 9pm...all very reliable clues. In other words, get your hairy arms and your ugly-ass, flip-flopped bare feet out of Rocca, buttwad!
> relatively pricey gourmet entrées
Would that be 'entrées' in the french usage, or in the [incorrect] american? Both, perhaps? Rocca's own web site proclaims "It is a place where peasant roughness crosses into eloquence and fine dining loses its pretension."
*guffaw*
Stu "L'Anglais" Harris at January 25, 2005 6:11 PM
The denim and flip flops, sure. But to complain about hairy arms is just a bit aggressive, and more than a little weird! I mean, are they gonna check for jawline taughtness too? (I'm doomed...)
Cridland at January 25, 2005 6:52 PM
Yeah, does this mean guys are all supposed to shave their arms now? I mean, I just shaved one of 'em for a tattoo, and it itches like hell now.
LYT at January 26, 2005 1:00 AM
Having some problems with the server today...will post new stuff as soon as I can.
And Luke and Crid, the flipflops in fine restaurants thing exascerbates everything! Luke...what's your new tattoo? Give us a photo link!
Amy Alkon at January 26, 2005 4:44 PM
In the incorrect American, Stu. Promo copy always makes me hurl.
Amy Alkon at January 26, 2005 4:45 PM
Even the roughest peasant knows that an evening out in a nice restaurant is supposed to be special. The flip-flops take everything down a notch or two. This slob needs to tuck his shirt in as well.
I had dinner last Friday with the handsomest man in the world. He was wearing loafers and brightly striped socks. Super adorable!
Lena Cuisina, Upscale Call Girl at January 26, 2005 4:55 PM
Photos, Lena, photos! (At least via email!)
I may or may not be able to post new entries today. Server gremlins. Soon to be eradicated.
Amy Alkon at January 26, 2005 4:59 PM
Amy, he is so fine I could die! Inquiring minds will see photos soon!
PS: Wanna have coffee at the hab? Mi nalga blanca mueve MUY despacio este manana ("my white ass is moving very slowly this morning").
Bilingual Lenazoid at January 26, 2005 6:13 PM
This is the only tattoo pic so far, right after it was done:
http://www.lytrules.com/archives/00000696.html
Scabbing's almost all gone, so I should have another image soon.
LYT at January 26, 2005 9:06 PM