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It's Clone-A-Willy!

Make a Professional-Grade Dildo from your own home!

What is CLONE-A-WILLY?

Designed by a Doctor, it's a complete kit that perfectly copies a man’s own penis in super realistic rubber.

Each kit comes with easy to follow instructions and includes everything necessary to produce an EXACT rubber copy of any penis! These are the same top quality materials being used throughout Hollywood to create amazing props and special effects. Use the same State-of-the-Art materials to create your own copy of any penis right from your own home. And it lasts forever!

Keep that special someone home, even when he's far away.


Posted by aalkon at February 25, 2005 9:25 AM

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The Voyager series (# 1-3) are all I ever really need. I picked them up at Good Vibrations in SF years ago, and the four of us have always been very monogamous.

Posted by: Lena on the loose at February 25, 2005 9:21 AM

Reminds me of an episode of the British series "Coupling". One of the characters walks into a sex shop and comes across a dildo that is a replica of his own todger.

Posted by: Kevin at February 25, 2005 2:06 PM

...an EXACT rubber copy of any penis


Did you you know male snakes have two penises? Yeah, and on the end of each one there are these spine-like gizmos that swell once he's inside her, which serves to prevent it from becoming dislodged. Coupling can take up to two days! If the female gets reckless during this time the penis could snap off, and so having two keeps you in the game.

How 'bout a rubber copy of one those ladies?!

Posted by: RKN at February 25, 2005 3:23 PM

Anyone else ever see that amazing documentary film about Wilhelm Reich's theories W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism (1971)?

In one unforgettable sequence, one of the Chicago Plaster-casters (Betty Dodson, perhaps?) shows us the entire process, in real time. She was pretty clever, keeping that penis hard for at least five minutes. Nice to know that modern technology has reduced the curing time to a minute....

Posted by: Stu "El Inglés" Harris at February 25, 2005 3:23 PM

Ah, no, it was Nancy Godfrey. And the model was Jim Godfrey, editor of Screw mag.

Posted by: Stu at February 25, 2005 3:36 PM

In my seemingly insatiable desire to be totally confused and mystified by sex as a teenager, I read Reich's "The Function of the Orgasm" cover to cover back in high school. Why I wasn't getting head from some old man in a subway bathroom like any normal Budding Young Homosexual growing up in New York at the time is still completely beyond me.

Wilhelm Reich was such a friggin' weirdo. His greatest contribution to humanity was probably as the inspiration for "Birdland" by Patti Smith.

Posted by: Lena "Pompous Ass" Cuisina at February 25, 2005 5:09 PM

Three dildoes and a wickedly witty Voyager series collector committed to a monogamous relationship? That would be called an extended family perchance?

Posted by: allan at February 25, 2005 5:59 PM

Yes, Allan, and luckily the burden of "extending" falls completely on me!

Posted by: Lena-doodle-doo at February 25, 2005 8:17 PM

Wow, Lena you have it all!

Posted by: Diana wants more at February 25, 2005 10:09 PM

Yes, me and Helen Gurley Brown are all about having it all. And so, my dear, can you!

Posted by: Lena at February 25, 2005 10:54 PM

Company say's will clone a penis up to 11 inches. That's true if it is no more than 1.25" diameter. The liquid rubber supplied is approx. 220ml. If your diameter is 1.5" then you can only fill 7.6" in length. A 2" diameter will only be filled 4.25". Measure and do the math to make sure it will work for you!

Posted by: Bart at April 16, 2005 7:45 PM

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