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The Perfect Child
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If you can't sit next to one who's quiet and well-behaved, sit next to one with a big blank space where the screams are supposed to come out.

Posted by aalkon at February 10, 2005 8:14 AM

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I was looking for a new rosary and I stumbled across your site. Quite shocking. Do you ever worry about your eternal salvation?

Posted by: Mary Frances Murphy at February 10, 2005 3:46 PM

Mary Fucking Frances Murphy! Top 'o' the mornin' to ya! Do ya ever worry about not having your old Irish snatch licked before you die? There's no muff-diving in Heaven, ya know.

Posted by: Lena Cuisina, starring in the remake of Rosemary's Baby at February 10, 2005 5:45 PM

Oh my good Lena! You rock! And of course Amy does too.

Posted by: alex at February 10, 2005 11:56 PM

Great kids, but can they do dishes?

;->
Blue

Posted by: Blue at February 11, 2005 12:16 AM

Alex -- You BET we rock, baby. And the name of our band is THE ANGRY INCH!!! drugs, Lena

Posted by: Lena Cuisina, on Fender Duo-Sonic at February 11, 2005 4:02 AM

Let me know the next time "The Angry Inch" is performing and I will be there!

Posted by: alex at February 11, 2005 3:20 PM

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