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It Looks Like A Vagina To Me
Idiots in Chicago see "the Virgin Mary" in an expressway underpass stain.

Posted by aalkon at April 20, 2005 7:20 AM

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It's the most anatomically-correct vulva I've ever seen in a water stain.

Posted by: Deirdre B. at April 20, 2005 8:58 AM

Perhaps it's just an image of 'part' of the Virgin Mary. Well, after all, the Bible doesn't say she didn't have one....just that she never used it for the proper purpose.

Posted by: R.J. Adams at April 20, 2005 9:20 AM

Um, at first, when I read it, I thought it said "underpants stain".

Posted by: Goddyss at April 20, 2005 12:22 PM

I think she was a smart lady. If you get inexplicably pregnant at 16, for example, are you really going to tell your dad it was the twin brother of one of the Dukes Of Hazzard, or... "God did it!"?

Posted by: Amy Alkon at April 20, 2005 3:40 PM

*REALLY* well stated, Amy. I mean, a virgin birth? Come on! No one would believe it today, so why do people believe that it happened 2000 years ago??

Posted by: Goddyss at April 21, 2005 11:55 AM

Well, Lena, it did happened in one of the Star Wars movies.

Posted by: Little ted at April 22, 2005 11:01 AM

Meant Goddess, not Lena

Posted by: Little ted at April 22, 2005 11:02 AM

Meant Goddyss, not Goddess

Posted by: Little ted at April 22, 2005 11:02 AM

My bad! Of course, if it's in a Star Wars movie it must be true!! Color *my* face red!! DOH!

Posted by: Goddyss at April 22, 2005 1:27 PM

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