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They say 50 is the new 40. Apparently, for some, 80 is the new 22:

was wondering if you could help me? I really want to have sex with an old granny but don't no how to find and meet these grannies in my area? I live in norwich, england and I'm 20 years old. really i want to meet women over 60 for sex! can you help me?

thank you john x

Help John out. With advice, I mean. Nobody wants to see you shake your wattle.

Posted by aalkon at April 9, 2005 7:23 AM

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this is not uncommon at all among homos... young guys looking for grampa types with scrotums knocking around their knees.

Posted by: Lena at April 9, 2005 4:33 AM

Well, this is an easy one. You go cruise nursing homes and retirement communities.

"Hey, baby... Shake that colostomy."

Posted by: Patrick at April 9, 2005 4:56 AM

I'm sure that he'd be lovingly accepted however he must respect the ladies and treat them with dignity. Then he will get all the sex he wants from them. Always use a condom, it's not worth dying for. (That could be his motivation - safe sex - it's a bad idea, nowadays the retirement home is a new high risk group)

Posted by: Myra at April 9, 2005 7:02 AM

My first thought: he wants to get in their, uh, good graces in order to rip them off.

Posted by: nancy at April 9, 2005 7:40 AM

"he must respect the ladies and treat them with dignity. Then he will get all the sex he wants"

Myra, don't you think there's at least one granny out there who just wants to get fucked like the common bitch that she is? Dignity gets kind of tired after a few decades.

Posted by: Lena-doodle-doo at April 9, 2005 10:00 AM

The horny young man could Start Here

Posted by: RKN at April 9, 2005 10:08 AM

Harold and Maude would've been a lot more convincing if she'd bent the wimp over her knee and spanked his bare butt till it was red and sore. Bad granny!

Posted by: Lena at April 9, 2005 12:14 PM

Variation on Lena's theme: Consider this woman from the NYT a few months ago.

Dignity is pomposity with a publicist. In recent weeks I've tried to listen to Prager on the radio, but the smugness and condescension are just intolerable.

With the passage of time, it seems ever more clear that a huge and less-admirable function of culture, one which never gets enough attention, is to make distance from others while maintaining an appearance of intellectual nobility and "dignity."

Posted by: Crid at April 9, 2005 1:30 PM

Saturday afternoon browsing also delivered this treat

Posted by: Cridland at April 9, 2005 1:47 PM

Re: The NYT link. Any gal who can say "I'm agog at the forsythia" AND take it doggy style is a friend of mine!

Posted by: Lena-doodle-doo at April 9, 2005 5:22 PM

hmm.. but.. why John, why?

Posted by: demonsurfer at April 9, 2005 11:51 PM

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