My Other Car Pool Is A Gene Pool?
Or, "My naked ape will kick your naked ape's ass!"?
What does it say on your back end?
(photo taken at the Human Behavior & Evolution Society Conference, Austin, TX, in early June. Some more photos of the conference here. NSFW. Hah. Just kidding.)
On a related note, why does every tenth car in Los Angeles have Texas tags?
Paul Hrissikopoulos at June 21, 2005 7:08 AM
The boring answer: Hefty fees for reregistration as a California vehicle, and then there are smogging requirements.
Amy Alkon at June 21, 2005 7:14 AM
"I've got nothing against God. It's his fan club I can't stand"
I never thought I would buy a bumper sticker...
eric at June 21, 2005 8:06 AM
My favorite bumper sticker is one that's a minor plot point in the movie "Saved!" (highly recommended).
"Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole"
Alan at June 21, 2005 9:40 AM
"I'm a Howard Stern Listener and I Vote."
Snakeman99 at June 21, 2005 10:42 AM
Cute photos. Though I must say E.O. Wilson appears deeply bored by it all, and ol' Jooyung yoon looks like she has an erection.
RKN at June 21, 2005 11:01 AM
I used to have one that said:
Isis! Isis! RA RA RA
In Cincinnati, I got death threats for:
Homophobia is a social disease
Doing my part to piss off the religious right
If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.
These days, I don't have any bumper stickers...
Goddyss at June 21, 2005 3:54 PM
My bumber sticker (on an increasingly filthy and falling-apart vehicle):
"Embrace Entropy"
diana at June 21, 2005 4:29 PM
My stickers:
"Any book worth banning is a book worth reading."
"Remember who you wanted to be."
"Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats."
"Religious groups should stay out of politics or be taxed."
"Darwin loves you."
"Hatred is learned behavior."
I may need a bigger bumper at this rate.
Kimberly at June 21, 2005 6:18 PM
You have to be older but my bumper sticker, yes I wrote it kinda, Buy Contra Coke, Another Blow For Freedom.
Sheryl at June 21, 2005 8:43 PM
Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous?
bev at June 21, 2005 10:39 PM
My fave is still "My Karma ran over my Dogma".
My own bumper has two stickers I made. On the left:
How can you tell a drummer is at your door?
on the right:
The knocking keeps getting faster and louder.
Deirdre B. at June 22, 2005 6:07 AM
"Exit only"
Oh, we're talking about cars are we?
I really like those fish that say "Darwin."
emkeane at June 22, 2005 9:19 AM
Dear Deirdre,
almost every musician I've ever met told me the one about the drummer with one of the following punchlines:
"The knocking keeps getting slower."
or:
"The knocking keeps getting softer."
Either you're a drummer or a very good friend of yours is one. Never mind... :-) By the way: A long time ago I saw a different version of the Karma/Dogma: "Sorry that my Karma ran over your dogma!"
Cheers,
Rainer
P.S.: I really like the one about God's fan club and "Darwin loves you." How about: "Jesus Saves! And Takes Half Damage!" (You only have a chance to get that one if you have ever played "Dungeons & Dragons" before. Well, we were all younger once...)
Rainer at June 22, 2005 12:43 PM
Seen on the San Diego freeway:
CARS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. PEOPLE ON CELLPHONES IN CARS KILL PEOPLE
Stu "El Inglés" Harris at June 22, 2005 12:46 PM
"Witches' parking. All others will be toad."
Patrick the cynic at June 23, 2005 7:17 AM
Funny, Patrick. I have that hanging in my hallway at home...
Goddyss at June 23, 2005 9:03 AM
Stu, Eric, Alan, and Diedre's are funny. And I loved 'Saved' that was hysterical.
My bumper reads as follows:
"A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"
"Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass."
"Don't follow me. I'm lost too."
These are the ones I hooked up for my mom:
"Horn Broken Watch for Finger."
"If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!"
"If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen."
You can find them all online at some bumpersticker site or other.
Lia at June 23, 2005 9:45 PM
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