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Here's a list of replies Dallas women gave in the "who's daddy" section of the Child Support Agency forms. (Supposedly, they're all genuine. Actually, I don't think you could make these up):

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

via Men's News Daily

Posted by aalkon at September 25, 2005 7:23 AM

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Comments

These are hilarious. Although somewhat tragic when you realize that natural selection should have removed some of these idiots from the gene pool, rather than allowing them to reproduce.

Posted by: Patrick at September 27, 2005 8:53 AM

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