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Colin Farrell's Vagina Monologues
Yes, from a transcript of his sex tape, here he is making the case against vaginal rejuvenation:

C: That’s the prettiest fucking pussy I’ve ever seen in my life.
N: I hate it.
C: Aw, man, you can’t fucking say that! (incredulous) You hate it? You can’t fucking hate that, girl. She’s so beautiful, man. She’s fucking gorgeous.
N: She’s so (unintelligible)
C: What would you do? What would you snip? What would you fucking implant? Shut the fuck up.
N: Nothing.
C: It’s beautiful…she’s beautiful.
N: …no…
C: She’s a beautiful little flower.

Posted by aalkon at January 23, 2006 7:35 AM

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so this is why i can't meet women...

i need to start complimenting their georgia o'keefe

Posted by: g*mart at January 22, 2006 11:52 PM

Some European men do notice and appreciate body parts North American men barely know exist...such as the ankle.

Posted by: Amy Alkon at January 22, 2006 11:59 PM brought a tear to my eye.
especially since the one he was speaking with happened to be our very own Lena.

Posted by: everybody hates chris at January 23, 2006 9:31 AM

The video of which may (or may not) be still readily seen for free on

And it looked perfect to me!

Posted by: Eric at January 23, 2006 9:08 PM

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