Are You A Woman Or A Monkey?
This weird little woman in the pink smock had both feet curled up under her on the bar stool the entire time Lena and I were drinking and dining at Chaya Venice Thursday night.
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This weird little woman in the pink smock had both feet curled up under her on the bar stool the entire time Lena and I were drinking and dining at Chaya Venice Thursday night.
If I did that, I'd collapse from the lack of circulation when I tried to get up again. Then there'd be the pins-and-needles...
Jane at February 4, 2006 7:45 AM
I sit like that sometimes
nancy at February 4, 2006 7:47 AM
She does kinda dress like a monkey.... was her back hairy?
eric at February 4, 2006 8:13 AM
On bar stools...for two-plus hours?!
Amy Alkon at February 4, 2006 8:14 AM
Sorry, Eric...can't say...we didn't even get close enough to throw her a peanut.
Amy Alkon at February 4, 2006 10:41 AM
I don't know if her back was hairy, but she was so skinny that her vertabrae and scapulas were poking through the layers of her clothing. She looked like a friggin' gargoyle.
Lena at February 4, 2006 12:40 PM
I'm glad I'm not that women. You people are ALL being not only judgemental, but mean. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, inclucing Amy. If that poor woman sees this blog she'll be mortified.
steve at February 8, 2006 4:02 PM
i actually think she's kind of cute, especially since you called her "this weird little woman"
kittie at February 8, 2006 7:21 PM
No, people who sit like monkeys on bar stools should be mortified, as should almost anyone who wears a pink smock in public.
Amy Alkon at February 9, 2006 1:33 PM
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