Proof There Is No God
Now, ordinarily, when somebody claims there's a god, I'd quote that phrase about those with extraordinary claims needing to come up with proof. Well, I don't have to do that, because seems my boyfriend, who couldn't locate me yesterday, managed to prove there's no god in the process. How? Well, if there were a god, wouldn't he be reachable via email. Well, hah. He's not. See?
----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----God
(reason: 550 5.1.1 unknown or illegal alias: god@mac.com)
(expanded from:) ----- Transcript of session follows -----
... while talking to smtp-bounce.mac.com.:
DATA
<<< 550 5.1.1 unknown or illegal alias: god@mac.com
550 5.1.1... User unknown
<<< 554 5.5.0 No recipients have been specified.
Reporting-MTA: dns; mac.com
Received-From-MTA: DNS; c-69-246-53-98.hsd1.mi.comcast.net
Arrival-Date: Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:34:08 -0800 (PST)Final-Recipient: RFC822; god@mac.com
Action: failed
Status: 5.1.1
Remote-MTA: DNS; smtp-bounce.mac.com
Diagnostic-Code: SMTP; 550 5.1.1 unknown or illegal alias: god@mac.com
Last-Attempt-Date: Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:34:08 -0800 (PST)
Tell Greg this proves only that the Almighty prefers Wintel platforms, as do all His sentient creatures.
Crid at February 16, 2006 1:04 AM
My information is that God has an amazingly subversive sense of humor. I think that those bounces Greg got were proof positive. That was God's little way of saying, "Uh uh, Greggie boy. It ain't that easy. If it was that easy, then everyone would be doing it, and there's no fun in that. And besides, God or god, isn't the alias I'm using this week. Try again." My guess would be that the first thing Greg saw or thought of after he sent those would be this week's god alias. Like, for instance, "Toast Crumbs" or "Garbage Truck" or "Toothpaste" or "Amy's Smile. Don't underestimate "That Which is Living Us All."
Harris Pilton at February 16, 2006 7:01 AM
Satan is a lot easier to reach by email. I'm on his listserve too.
Lena Cuisina, Roasting in Hell at February 16, 2006 8:27 AM
I just said to God: "If you really exist, let it rain." Well, he didnt. If he really existed and had an amazingly subversive sense of humor, he would let it rain cats and dogs. But only above me. ;-)
Cheers!
Rainer at February 16, 2006 4:45 PM
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