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Mannequin, Melrose Avenue, Los Angeles

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Asian woman who shouted into her cell phone while in store. (Guy in background was an innocent bystander.)

Posted by aalkon at February 24, 2006 11:59 AM

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Oh, wow, I love the mannequin on Melrose Avenue! I live in Charlotte, NC, which has got to be the tighty-whitey capital of America, and around here, businesses get run out of town for putting stuff even tamer than that mannequin in their display windows. Ok, so it was the Charlotte suburb of Mint Hill that ran the lingerie shop out of town, but when they moved to Central Avenue in Charlotte and tried to hang a few display torsos wearing bikinis outside their shop, neighbors complained as well, so these poor harrassed lingerie peddlers just moved to Florida.

Posted by: Little Shiva at February 24, 2006 11:50 AM

It's okay, Amy. You can tell them that's me in the top photo.

Posted by: Lena at February 24, 2006 4:44 PM

I don't mean to get all politically correct on you, but why is that woman's race so relevant that you'd report it in your caption? Who gives a fuck if she's Asian?

Posted by: Lena at February 24, 2006 4:48 PM

I would've said blonde if she were blonde, or curly-haired if she were curly-haired. Simply a descriptor since you can't see her face.

Posted by: Amy Alkon at February 24, 2006 5:09 PM

You can skip descriptors like skin or hair color. All we really need to know is whether her tits were big.

Posted by: Lena at February 24, 2006 9:00 PM

"Meaty," I believe.

Posted by: Amy Alkon at February 24, 2006 9:35 PM

I think grandpa needs the outfit. Or the mannequin. Desperately.

Posted by: Kimberly at February 25, 2006 2:33 AM

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