When Big Boobs Attack
An Instant Message that flew in over the transom yesterday:
rhynost: hey
rhynost: amy?
AdviceAmy: Sorry, no time for im convos. Kindly email me your message. Over and out!
rhynost: watchin colbert report
rhynost: how big are your boobs
AdviceAmy: You do realize I have a daily need to feed a blog, don't you? Thanks for becoming fodder for tomorrow.
Way to dodge the question!
Jim Treacher at February 3, 2006 7:21 AM
We ALL want to talk about tits!
But Amy, today there are global riots over European cartoons mocking Allah. And in our own Alabama, churches are burning.
So where does our hostess stand in terms of needing to mock the believers?
We'll get back to tits ASAP... Trust me on this.
Crid at February 3, 2006 10:28 AM
Tits are for babies. But we men are all big babies!
The guy in the IM sure was a big boob though, I'll admit.
steve at February 3, 2006 12:21 PM
But what IS there to say about tits? Nipples, however... let me count the ways...
Lena Clamps at February 3, 2006 7:58 PM
Lovely.
More evidence that Darwin was indeed WRONG.
We have yet to evolve from apes.
Redpretzel at February 6, 2006 1:56 PM
wow that kid was awesome. your stupid and fat. he just wanted to kno bout them boobies
rj at February 12, 2006 11:12 AM
There may be reason to call me stupid at times, but fat? Compared to whom, refugees in the Sudan?
There may be plenty of tales about "them boobies" for the deserving, but there's an entrance requirement: an IQ bigger than my bra size. That's part of what it takes to have the charm to get any information you really want out of me. I'm actually extraordinarily open. Unless you're an asshole or an idiot.
Amy Alkon at February 12, 2006 2:36 PM
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