Sounds scrumptious, Amy. I'm so turned on by guys who can't even follow the lines on ruled stationery. And what's 34 months, anyway? Two months shy of three years. Shoot, I'll wait for Jimmy Roy, unless Lena wants to compete for him.

10 years for GTA? What state is he in?

Came from California, San Luis Obispo.

Amy! Where do you find these winning-catch guys?? I've always wanted a man who could steal me a nice car. That is too funny. I wonder what a handwriting analysis would say about him.

I was "very" impressed with his stated stats:

"I'm a white male; 6' 2, 200 lbs, Blu Eyes, Sandy Hair"

In quotes-- makes imore "believable".

"Penn" pal? At first I thought you were punning ... but then I thought, there's only one "n" in "penitentiary". And there's no connection with "Pennsylvania". So I demand a Pedant Point for being the first to report this. But just in case it's some weird local US usage, I'll prepare to eat my words now.

Oh, how embarrassing. I'll change it now. I used to have perfect spelling. I forget how to spell more words every year. Mental overfill, I prefer to think of it, rather than very, very early senility.