Illegal Vibrations
From Sploid, here's the latest in Puritan-nannyism -- a South Carolina Republican who wants to make sex toys illegal:
Republican Representative Ralph Davenport of Boiling Springs, S.C., proposed the new law to make common vibrators illegal under the state's primitive obscenity laws.
How come, if the religious fanatics don't want battery-operated fun, they don't just avoid buying the highly recommended Vibratex Rabbit Habit Vibrator, in yummy grape?
(Funny how they show it with a daisy, like it's a pantiliner or something. Hey, you Amazon tech boys, we don't use these things to smell April fresh, okay?)
Oh yeah, then there's the as-of-yet-untested Doc Johnson Savanna G-Spot Tickler.
And Betty Dodson's favorite, the old classic, Hitachi Time!
Posted by aalkon at April 23, 2006 4:48 AM
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The Hitachi Wand is one of the greatest technical achievments of human history.
uh...in my extremely satisfied opinion.
Posted by: Deirdre B. at April 23, 2006 6:40 AM
Boy, Amy, you better start thinking now of where you want to place your warning label on your website, if Gonzo gets his way.
Posted by: Patrick at April 23, 2006 7:03 AM
Aren't there some states where it is still illegal to purchase sex toys? Silly, silly Puritans!
Posted by: deja pseu at April 23, 2006 7:06 AM
As for the Hitachi Wand: yes, very effective, with a caveat: many years ago, I found one in the loft I was subletting. As washing it, I used it... and used it... and used it... until my clitoris ran up inside my body and hid. For eight months.
Sometimes, moderation is advised.
Posted by: nancy at April 24, 2006 11:10 AM
Wow.
I wonder if a blowjob on you would have helped.
(I keed! it sounds awful!)
Posted by: Deirdre B. at April 24, 2006 3:04 PM
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