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Nicholas, Caged
A reader writes:

My wife’s previous lover, and before him a husband, cheated on her, so before we got married I bought a CB2000 male chastity device, mostly as a gag gift. Well they really work and a year and a half later we got the newer model that fits men with smaller equipment...better for me (CB3000) (link NSFW).

My wife just read the book Venus On Top and since reading it she has caught me masturbating. She says it’s the same as cheating on her with another woman because it drains all my desire to please her. I tend to agree.

She has been demanding I stay locked up all the time now and has been lengthening my times between releases. She says I am not attentive enough for a week after she allows me a release. I am so used to wearing this thing all the time now I hardly know its there.

Are more husbands being kept locked up now?

I know there are a lot more hybrids on the road, but as far as chastity devices for men, I couldn't tell you. Whatever floats your boat, or keeps your weiner shrink-wrapped, as the case may be.

Posted by aalkon at July 11, 2006 10:47 AM

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I think he needs the model for men with NO equipment at all.

Posted by: Todd Fletcher at July 11, 2006 1:25 PM

Perversion is silver, shameful silence is gold.

Posted by: Paul Hrissikopoulos at July 11, 2006 1:46 PM

My only answer to his question is "I hope not." I like freedom and liberty, and the thought extends to my manly equipment. But still, if thats he wants thats what he wants. Just so long as it IS what he wants.

Posted by: Scott at July 11, 2006 3:25 PM

What the hell? That guy needs some serious help. Unless he's some willing masochist who's into chastity, otherwise this guy sounds like he's been brainwashed.

Posted by: Alan H. at July 11, 2006 4:31 PM

Alan, not to worry, he is a willing masochist, and he sent the letter to me not because he had a question, really, but because it turned him on to talk about how he's pussywhipped and chained.

Read it again. It's a confessional with a weak attempt at pretending to be a request for advice at the end:

"Are more husbands being kept locked up now?"

I dunno, let's watch Nightline and see.

Posted by: Amy Alkon at July 11, 2006 4:46 PM

Oh good. I was really really disturbed for a minute. It's good that he's getting what he wants.

Posted by: Alan H. at July 11, 2006 5:54 PM

if he weren't a pussy he wouldn't need the belt. my roommate is a 25 year old virgin by choice. he's a stone cold xian, but i respect the hell out of him for it.

Posted by: g*mart at July 11, 2006 8:35 PM

If a wife locks up her husband's dick in this kind of device she is saying she does not want that thing. Maybe she prefers his tongue loving her very tender body parts?

Posted by: Joe B... at July 11, 2006 8:38 PM

Posted by: Amy Alkon at July 12, 2006 8:10 AM

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